AT HIS CURRENT AGE OF 75, WHAT WOULD ELVIS PRESLEY BE DOING IF HE WERE STILL ALIVE?

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Submitted by robahull on Friday, January 08, 2010 - 5:42 pm

Bob Dylan
dead rock stars
Elvis Presley
gospel quartets
Memphis
Memphis Goons
ROLLER DERBY
Southern music

Elvis 75th birthday photo montage tribute

Hawk his recordings on Home Shopping Network

Work with Lisa Marie to establish Graceland as a luxury rest home for aging boomers

Open a string of waffle houses throughout the South

Perform and record only gospel music with a quartet

Star in his own reality TV show

Host American Idol

Make rap records with Li'l Wayne

Retreat to Hawaii and never open his mouth again a la Salinger

Marry Paris Hilton

Record a Bob Dylan tribute album

Become an evangelist with Jerry Lee in Southhaven, Mississippi

Hang out at women's roller derby shows, continuously

Buy YouTube and sit there and watch it all day

Record with the Memphis Goons and then regret the day he was ever born

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Lady Gaga collaborations.

Submitted by Peter on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 - 2:54 am.

Lady Gaga collaborations. "Jailhouse Romance"

"The sad sack was a sitting on a block of stone caught in a bad romance. Rah rah ah ah ah! Roma ro-ma-ma!" etc.

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Submitted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 16, 2010 - 3:10 pm.

he would be on Hollywood Squares in the square just below and to the left of James Dean. James Dean has taken over the pithy statement part from Paul Lynde. Mr. Presley is known very his somewhat racy comments sent in the general direction of Phyllis Diller who always replies with her signature "ha" which sounds more like crockery exploding than a laugh but we love her for it. Its a great show. Marilyn Monroe occasional guest stars.
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